Why conservatives (esp. Christian ones) vote Republican (until a fully conservative party becomes a viable alternative), by way of analogy

 

You are at a port along with many other people, whom you want to see follow a tried and true course set forth a long time ago by wise men who well knew the dangers of the journey. This periodically means changing ships, and at this juncture  you have a choice between two companies, ships, captains and crews.

The ship on the Left has a destination quite different than where you want to go live, with its course being plotted by Hell, and insists on engaging in perverted non-traditional social engineering and policies of perversions of what the Creator of all ordained - despite the ever-increasing cost in souls, lived and money. The captain of this ship, owned by Soros and company foreign enterprises, is a “woke” supporter of said policies and of mostly peaceful protesters and those who are ever conscious of their racial color in order to appropriate privilege and impute guilt and discrimination based on this.

He (or “she” or “they” as the entity may choose to I.D. as), is as member in good standing of this pro-LGBTQ, NWIMBY (no windmills in my backyard) company, and abhors those “deplorables” who “cling to guns and religion“ as anti-life, and supports a women's right to kill the unborn, and for self-identified men to use a bathroom with your wife or daughter, while seeking to increasingly control industry and censor all the politically incorrect speech of others more. In short, the captain, reflecting company policy, is ever striving to fundamentally transform the society which produced the U.S. Constitution and reflects Biblical values and principles.

In that interest, the captain informs you that on this ship there are many ever-increasing polices to be followed, which have been adopted from practices, principals or proposals of many elite liberal institutions of “higher” education. Which means:

• This ship plans to fly the flag of Sodom as well as  other nations opposed to the God of the Bible, and requires signifying support (no kneeling) for the nation for which it stands, and any opposition will be considered evidence of homophobia, or transphobia, or misogyny, or Islamophobia (others to be added as needed) , and any of which is profoundly intolerable. Those found guilty of such can face severe economic sanctions. Or more severe measures.

• The choice of which bathrooms one uses is to be determined by whatever gender one feels comfortable with (at least at the moment). To be fair, objections to this will be penalized in accordance with a scale based upon race.

• Fornication is to be encouraged and fostered, but life-committed marriage and being a father to children is not. Any babies that may happen to be born during this journey should be disposed off if unwanted by the mother, even up to an possible after birth, rather than the this tissue being a burden to any woke, welfare and reparations promoter mother and community. Any who actually believe that human life begins as conception are to accept when it ends at Planned Parent-hood, so that only one of out two come out alive.

• This ship will be escorted by Greenpeace activists to warn whales of our approach, while representatives of PETA will be onboard to ensure a vegetarian diet is followed (no eggs!). However, feeding sharks with the flesh of the unborn can be implicitly sanctioned.

• This ship is a gun free zone, including toys and mere replicas, and our policy in case of encounters with those whom conservatives sees as enemies, such as pirates or communist “guerrillas,” will be to assure them we have no intent or means to harm them, and thus we expect they will reciprocate in kind. We can then smoke organic weed together, educate them on how to receive government benefits in California, and explain to them how they became “radicalized” by conservatives who oppose them and their tactics. .

• Consistent with this, corporal discipline of children that may actually survive a pregnancy and birth is forbidden, lest they learn there can be physical consequences to disobedience (such as we plan for peaceful dissenters). Likewise all contact sports are forbidden, even the watching of them, but indoctrination by watching MSNBC or listening to NPR 5 hours a day will be required, after first reciting the Pledge of Allegiance to the United States of Sodom.

Students will be tested on such issues as how many problems can be blamed on Climate Change, and why Christian conservatives are dangerous racist homophobes, but how liberals are objective/fair-minded and should be in control as being the elite minds. And how to engage in intimidation against those who disagree.

Among the types of speech that are to be progressively censored is that which expresses any doubt of past or present warnings regarding liberal social policies, the degrees of unending Covid-19 restrictions and those for combating Climate Change, and any conclusions of evolutionary science, or liberal politics in general. And of course (as if we have to say it), any speech, oral or written, including songs, promoting Judaeo-Christian morality, or celebrating Christian beliefs, especially if conveying any official sanction. This is critical in order to foster our desired tolerance and diversity.

• The crew has been hired based upon the merit of race/racial quotas (with sexual orientation qualifying as race) rather than merit of character and ability being determinitive. Although this means that the best qualified person may not be hired if he or she is of the wrong race or self-identified gender, this is necessary in order to avoid discrimination.

• Likewise, penalties for infractions by crew or any passenger will be determined by a scale based on racial status, with those of the politically incorrect race being penalized the most, at least by writing an essay confessing to their guilt by being born as part of the race, those of the politically incorrect race need to atone for this non-choice, and with any blame and no credit is to be imputed to the same.

• Consistent with this, those who purchased first-class accommodations and benefits, regardless of how many years they labored to attain them, are to be compelled to share what they acquired with all others, regardless of whether they be stowaways, those engaged in the street-level pharmaceutical trade, or students in the elite art of protesting injustice (including having to pay back student loans) while living off their parents.

• Sharing wealth as being an expression of mercy and grace is not condoned: instead, obtaining what others earned is to be considered a Right as Victims of those who obtained benefits by honest labor, and the latter are to be increasingly penalized for gaining wealth, and for presuming to share such as acts of Mercy and Grace and not Justice, lest gratitude be shown for charity and betterrment be inspired, versus perpetual protesting of injustice and the conditions the latter foster.

• This divestiture will first be for and through the captain and his elite administration, who uniquely may enjoy without guilt greater benefits they attained as elite saviors of the perpetually oppressed, who are to remain dependent upon their exalted leaders. This is necessary in order to maintain a class-less society in which the goal is for all to share an equal level of poverty prosperity (except for their elite comrades). At the ships final destination of Venezuela this goal will hopefully be realized.

• Cultural appropriations by certain races are prohibited, such as Europeans wearing Hawaiian shirts or cooking General Tso’s chicken (even if virtually unheard of in China). However, use of everything from European origin is never to be criticized since liberals never have double standards.

• Freedom of speech is also not to be tolerated for anyone who has ever been banned by Facebook, or supports any organization promoting traditional moral values, and or has been censored by the $outhern Poverty Law Center, or voted Republican. The Terms of Service on your boarding pass provides more specific details of what may be judged offensive (note “otherwise objectionable” and “violative of any law”) by politically correct police - at their discretion.

• If you have any doubt as to what may be considered offensive behavior, the general rule is that the perversions of traditional Judaeo-Christian morals and principals are to be followed. For instance, expressing that such things as idolatry, profanity, disrespect to parents and elders, abortion, theft (via welfare state), unmarried consensual sexual relationships (though a formal consent form may be required) are sin will and not be tolerated. However, such actions as using politically incorrect speech (including "all lives matter) or eating meat are a mortal sin.

• Although extensive efforts have been made to prohibit intolerance, in case of violations, real or perceived, there are assigned Safe Places on every deck for those who feel offended by politically incorrect speech, or suspected microaggressions. 

The ship on the Right is one whose captain and policies support Biblical precepts and policies, at least to varying degrees, and if lacking a  stronger third option, thus which ship and captain should be chosen is clear,  by the grace of God.